People,

Last night I watched The Ring again and god damn it is that movie freaky. I mean, Lil' Kim watches that movie and goes "Damn, that ring is deaky!" (Ed. Note - none of us really knows what that means).

Anyway, after the movie boys and I decided yesterday to star in a new reality show called American Idle where we'll compete to see who can be the most sedentary. Brendan claims to have it all wrapped up, but he hasn't seen what the full force of my alcoholism, Dorito fanaticism and ability to watch endless hours of Real World re-runs is truly capable of.

Well, that's the best I can do today. They can't all be winners, folks....