People,

We're BAAAAAACK!!!!

I certainly have lots to tell you about this past week and a half; stories about rock, stories about roll, stories about bad food and gastrointestinal distress. But people, those are going to have to wait. I need to look through the pictures and get my thoughts in order. Also, I need to at some point find some time to sleep. Dag.

Until then.....

Last night I had a weird ass dream:

- I had somehow become a part of the circle that included Reese Witherspoon. In casual conversation I mentioned that I loved kids. She asked me to babysit and of course I said yes.

It turns out her children were beautiful and very well-behaved. I apparently did such a good job that she asked me to babysit again. I was very flattered, but then began to worry that my real motivation to babysit was to become closer to Reese, and that I only wanted to become closer to Reese in order to be the friend of a celebrity. In other words, I was afraid I was becoming a fame whore.

Anyway, despite my moral quandry I did indeed babysit again for Reese and once again her children were really great. However, when I left at the end of the night I realized she hadn't paid me at all for two babysitting jobs. WTF? Was she taking advantage of me? Did she know of my fame whoring and was simply playing along to get free babysitting?

It was all very troubling. I woke up soon after and so I never got my answer. Whatever it all means, I do assure you that Reese Witherspoon is a class act - kind, beautiful and a good mom. Ryan Philippe? Surprisingly standoffish. Who knew?