People,

So I'm still being punk'd by this stupid cold, but I'm maintaining my sanity with round after round of dayquill.

I love this stuff. I honestly love it. Why, you might ask? Well, despite Dayquill's assertion that it is non-drowsy and non-impairing, it is actually anything but. Dayquill will put your ass in la-la land for at least a couple hours and when I have a nasty sore throat and headache that is exactly where I want to be. Why suffer through a day of sneezing and coughing when you can spend your time wondering if the file cabinet in your peripheral vision really just moved?

So let's raise our glass to the people at Vick's. They do a fine job over there.

(Sorry for the lame ass journal, but not only am I sick, I am also swamped at work. arg.)