People,

I have a challenge for you.

Now, I know many of you are coming to the show tonight at TT's and we couldn't be happier. I also know that most of you are probably familiar with the "Pepsi Challenge" that they used to do all the time in the 80's. Well, tonight I'd like to put a twist on the idea.

What I propose is that you all bring the worst tasting thing you can possibly imagine and test it against TT's Diet Coke. I promise you that you will lose.

Don't get me wrong, I love TT the Bears as a venue and they've been very good to us. But since I quit the sauce I've needed to find an alternative beverage to Budweiser and I've picked Diet Coke. Unfortunately, when we play TT's they always seem to confuse my order of Diet Coke with battery acid on the rocks. It's literally that bad. I usually have to stop and take a look around to make sure I'm not on Candid Camera.

And so the gauntlet has been thrown down. I dare you to take the challenge. Bring pickle juice, motor oil, monkey sweat...whatever; Just come and see for yourself.