joe's diary

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

People,

Sorry for the late entry, but I spent my morning doing my civic duty and voting. I didn't really want to go vote, but Puff Daddy threatened me with death if I did not, and so there was little choice.

Anyway, once I got in the booth I was really tempted to vote libertarian (as a protest vote against mainstream politics) since Massachusetts will easily be carried by Kerry. But then my mind was flooded with all the images of Bush and the remembrances of the terrible terrible awful things he's done as the worst president in American history, and so I gave it up for my main man Kerry.

As far as the rest of the races, well, I had no idea who anyone was and what they stood for. So then it became write-in time. I'm just telling you all this so that you won't be surprised when Brendan Clarke is the new District Attorney, Tara Robatzek is the new 4th district congresswoman and the screaming baby from the polling place's parking lot is the new Sheriff of Middlesex County.

Democracy Fever. Catch it!

joe welsh  @  10:07 AM  |  link  |   1 comments

1 Comments:

Those bootleggers are in trouble if I get elected, too. Al Capone is going down!

By Blogger brokengates, at 4:07 PM  

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