Joe Welsh's 2,567,981 dream

So, I check into a hotel, a nice place. As I'm checking in the concierge turns to me and says "Mr. Welsh, this is your personal robot. She will show you around town and help you out with anything you need." At this point a really hot lady robot walks out and takes my arm.

Have I mentioned that the lady robot was wicked hot? I mean, she didn't look like a robot at all, she looked like a really hot woman. I stress this point because from this moment on all I want to do is have sex with the lady robot. She, however, is not game despite my many advances.

Anyway, it's cool to have a robot nonetheless. We hit the town and she shows me around. Despite her coolness, I can't seem to stop trying to get the robot to have sex with me.

Finally, the robot breaks down and admits to me that it's hard being a robot and that she thinks she's starting to have human feelings. At this point the robot becomes Ladybetrothed Sarah, or maybe she was Ladybetrothed Sarah all along. You know how dreams are.

LBS tells me that if the programmers know she has human feelings then they will destroy her. I, of course, can't let this happen because I want to have sex with the robot.

Long story short, we spend a fair amount of time being chased around the city and I never get any and then I woke up.

Frigging robots.