People,

I have absolutely nothing interesting to say today.

I was thinking about it on my ride in on the bike. "Maybe I'll talk about how loud my new pipes are." Boring. "Maybe I'll talk about how Sarah is sick and reflect on the things you do in relationships for the people you love." Lame. "Maybe I'll talk about helmet laws and where I stand on them." Not interesting. "Have you ever gone to the toilet?" I'll be here all week, try the veal.

Basically, I still love my fiance, my motorcycle and television. I hate my boss, my job and cold weather.

Snore.