People,
Best metaphor for life I've seen recently.
I was at a party with two one year old boys. They both were walking in that "oh boy, this is weird" kind of baby way and neither had begun to talk.
Anyway, inevitably they were both put down on the floor and after a few minutes exploration they came face to face. For maybe a full minute they stood there, both swaying and sucking on pacifiers, staring each other down.
Finally, one baby reached out and pushed the other one down. The pushee immediately started crying while the pusher slowly ambled away .
It's a cruel world.
Wow. That's so weird. The same thing happened to me just last week. I was minding my own business when this baby came out of nowhere and pushed me over.
Anonothrice
I feel sorry for the baby who ever decides to push my baby in front of me.