joe's diary

Friday, January 13, 2006

People,

Yesterday I hit the gym for the first time in about forever, taking my inspiration from the newly slender Brendo. I managed to put in a half hour on the elliptical before my heart literally jumped out of my body and asked me to stop.

Oh well, it's about time I started exercising again, seeing as how I've pretty much just let myself go since the wedding. Plus, since I can't seem to get a job, getting in shape will insure the success of my backup plan - nude calendar model.

joe welsh  @  8:18 AM  |  link  |   3 comments

3 Comments:

I hope you get October, so you can put a Halloween costume on your tinkle... that'd be awfully cute

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:41 AM  

Dude, those are some NASTY popups you get on this site! It just asked me to save some .exe file to mess with my registry. I did some investigative work for you, and I'm pretty sure it has something to do with your stat tracker. Just sayin'.

Love the nude calendar model idea. Let me know when it comes out, I'll get it for all of my friends and family for Christmas.

By Blogger Alena, at 1:54 PM  

I wouldn't put myself in the "slender" category quite yet. Really, my goal is for people to see me and say, "Hey - that guy's not THAT fat."

By Blogger Brendan, at 4:46 PM  

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